Thursday, May 04, 2006

New Math

Clerk: That'll be $17.01.
Woman (digging through wallet): Oh, I can't find a penny!
Clerk: That's ok, I've got one in my pocket, here.
Woman: Thanks! I feel like I should pay you a quarter for your penny.
Clerk: You got a quarter?! Why didn't you just give it to me in the first place?

-- Shell Gas Station, Norwood

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