Achtung, baby! - Weekend One-liners

German Dude: I would not tell them I had been to Northern Kentucky... I would just say I had visited America.

-- Panera in Crestview Hills, KY

Frontin' for a ticket

Suit: Who's going to get pulled over? A guy who looks like him, or a guy that looks like me?
Tattoo Guy: Yeah.
Suit: For all you know, I could be a front.

-- Mad Cup on Madison Ave, Covington

No soup for her, apparently

Barista: And so now they want us to do soups. We're like, we don't want to do that.
Suit: Soups are a pain in the butt.
Barista: And there's no money in them.

-- Mad Cup on Madison Ave, Covington