Cashier 1: Hang on! I'm busy over here making sandwiches, and she can't walk because she stepped on a nail!
Cashier 2: I got out of bed and it was like - OW!
Customer: What you got nails on your bedroom floor for??
Cashier 2: It wasn't my floor.
-- UDF, Mt Lookout
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