If God has a sense of humor, then yes.

Mom: If I were you, I'd quit playing with those magnets and get to the car.
Little Girl: If you were me? Would I be your mommy, then?

-- Joseph Beth Kids, Norwood

overheard by J

Cry no more, nerds!

Computer Nerd: I'm quite disappointed that the 'Overheard in Cincinnati' blog isn't updated anymore.

-- Kenwood Apple Store